Change of scenery

So, Bren has abandoned the blog, so Ash is taking it over for her own. Be afraid.....be very very afraid, young jedis. FOR YOUR DOOM IS UPON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!She...is....coming!

MILK!

Today kids, we are going to discuss milk. Exciting, right? WELL GUESS WHAT, CUPCAKES?!?!?! IT IS!
Anyhoo, Milk is a whitish liquid that comes from udders....and other things. Right. Well, it is nasty if you drink it hot unless you add chocolate of COFFEE, then it becomes amaaaaazing. These things also taste good with it cold, but whatev, that wasn't the point I was trying to make. BACK TO THE STORY NOW! Milk tastes very bad when it is sour. Though it also makes a good scapegoat, just saying. No, down! You don't get that, story! Bite me and I will bite you back twice as hard! Well. Milk comes from pretty much all mammals and it is white and mix it with coffee and it is good. thats all, go away now.
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Beef Jerky

Jerky. Gackity Ack AcK ACK. At least, according to Ash. Bren is MIA at this precise moment in time, but he loves it with a passion. almost as much as Ash loves her amazing boots. anyhoo, back to the subject at hand, she thinks its nasty. seriously! its like dehydrated meat! with gross junk all over it! GAAAHHHH! Especially when someone makes deer jerky. you could make a perfectly nice sausage from that! but it turns into nasty dehydrated gunk! its pretty much the same thing as eating leather! which is frowned upon! AGH! The humanity!
thats all folksies!
ASH

google

we like google. its good for finding fun stuff like tapeworms. actually, you dont find the actual worms, just photos and info. hopefully. but sometimes google is evil and scars you for  life. im not going into details but samurai can get you some seriously eyeball burning stuff. so watch out, gentle people, and treat the corrupted gosling of the internet with care. or you may find yourself in a padded room muttering to tomato soup.
thats all folkies!!!!!!

Journey

*music note* When the lightsssss go down in the citaaaaay and the sun shines on the baaaa-aaay. oooooh i wanna be theeeera, in my citay! oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhh! *music note*

 this is the prequel to the great story of power outages. i hate them truly. they are the bane of my existence and should die. the end.
 loooooooove (not really, we hate you)
Ash and Bren.

On Hats

Hats are so very interesting. I mean, there are so many! And so many different varieties! The possibilities are endless! Lets start with the awesomest hats of all, and Ash and Bren's favorite kind: Ancient war helmets. Those things are Awesome with a capitol A. Although they are heavy and rub your nose, just wait until someone attempts to punch you in the head. HA! Hat:one Fist:zero
Then we have hats with fruit on them. Ash and Bren like these because its like carrying lunch on your head! So very Jungle Book. Anyhow, that's all Ash and Bren want you to know. also, they really hate peas. Ash has never actually chewed up a pea. she swallows them whole. Just a fun fact.

Bandaids!!!!!

Ash and Bren conducted an experiment.Bren had a used bandaid. They decided to burn it. It burned very slowly, since he had showered and bled on it. They found a fresh bandaid and burned that too. It disintegrated into ash almost instantly. (the substance ash, not the person). Then Ash found a highlighter orange bandaid in her desk. Don't ask. They burned that, too. It kinda melted into a little black ball. They don't know what the experiment means and they don't care. This isn't a freaking science fair (they hate science fairs with a fiery passion). They just enjoy burning bandaids.

Bumpits!!!!!

Ash and Bren got a hold of some Bumpits, the latest ghetto hair thingy. They actually were acquired by being shot out of a t-shirt launcher at a a college football game. Don't ask. A friend of Ash's caught them and gave them to her for her mom. Then Bren found them. He attempted to put one on. Despite the emo-ish length of his hair, it just wasn't long enough for bumpits. He was bitterly disappointed. Not really, but whatev. It was stuck on top of his head for a while, but they got it out. They considered using staples on him, but it was vetoed by the powers above. Too bad..........sigh.

Eat the effing apple!

Today, Ash and Bren got in a fight over who had to eat the last apple slice. At first it was: you eat the apple, no you eat the apple. Then: EAT THE EFFING APPLE! NOOOOO!!!! YOU EAT THE EFFING APPLE! It devolved from there. Eventually, Ash had to go do something constructive, so she ate half of the effing apple, then hid the rest on top of the washing machine, where it was later discovered by housekeeping. Then Sasha, the resident German Shepherd, ate the effing apple. Or at least what was left of it. We are pretty sure it was later puked up in a secluded location.