Eat the effing apple!

Today, Ash and Bren got in a fight over who had to eat the last apple slice. At first it was: you eat the apple, no you eat the apple. Then: EAT THE EFFING APPLE! NOOOOO!!!! YOU EAT THE EFFING APPLE! It devolved from there. Eventually, Ash had to go do something constructive, so she ate half of the effing apple, then hid the rest on top of the washing machine, where it was later discovered by housekeeping. Then Sasha, the resident German Shepherd, ate the effing apple. Or at least what was left of it. We are pretty sure it was later puked up in a secluded location.