Bumpits!!!!!

Ash and Bren got a hold of some Bumpits, the latest ghetto hair thingy. They actually were acquired by being shot out of a t-shirt launcher at a a college football game. Don't ask. A friend of Ash's caught them and gave them to her for her mom. Then Bren found them. He attempted to put one on. Despite the emo-ish length of his hair, it just wasn't long enough for bumpits. He was bitterly disappointed. Not really, but whatev. It was stuck on top of his head for a while, but they got it out. They considered using staples on him, but it was vetoed by the powers above. Too bad..........sigh.